“Guess Who’s Coming to Criticize Dinner?” is the third episode of Season 11. It aired on October 24, 1999. The episode was written by Al Jean and was directed by Nancy Kruse. Ed Asner guest stars as the Lifeways Editor.
Homer gets the perfect side job when he becomes the chief restaurant critic for The Springfield Shopper newspaper. He loves the perks, but can barely write a complete sentence. When Lisa helps out by ghosting his columns, Homer becomes the most powerful–and feared–critic in town. Soon Homer earns the wrath of every restaurant owner in Springfield and they join together in a plot to kill him with a poisonous éclair. Can Homer survive this death by chocolate (and butter, and custard)?